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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Jade Falcon, May 24, 2017.
"Hello ma'am...do you have a minute to talk about Freedom?"
Sorry, I thought I saw a Muslim here.
"Just checkin' up on the ol' liberty...."
"Yep, liberty checking out here. Your Freedom okay?"
"How's your pursuit of happiness?"
"Good, good - now, do you have any snakes? I'm starving!"
"Hello! Just checking for Commies."
"Hello ma'am. I'm here on behalf of Freedom for your annual Communist Inspection. Have you noticed any red stars and sickles around your house recently?"
Where's the cats? I want to ea..., errr, I mean talk to them
Lady, let me tell you a couple things about muslims
"Good evening ma'am. Just checking to make sure you voted. I am certified to punch your ballot with my beak."
"Hello ma'am. Just checking up to see if you have the required 2nd Amendment tools. You never know when you might need them. Democrats never rest, you know..."
"Is this the house with the free kittens?"
"after a tired stressful day of work I came home and someone flipped me the bird"
"Ma'am, I assure you I am not a Jehovah's Witness."
"Word has it you voted for Hillary. Seems like we need to have a little chat."
"Hello ma'am. Are you aware that Blue Lives Matter?"
I see you just had your car waxed.
Would you care to donate some choice snacks to the "please don't poop on my car" fund?
I stand tall as a proud American. You should too.
"Name's Eddie- Wayne sent me to talk to you about firearm safety.
My son heard about this eagle and the other critters.....
"Hi ma'am. Do you have a minute to talk about the dangers of Leftists?"
"Hello ma'am. Are you aware that we can see Russia from this doorstep?"