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As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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"Just checkin' up on the ol' liberty...."
"Yep, liberty checking out here. Your Freedom okay?"
"How's your pursuit of happiness?"
"Good, good - now, do you have any snakes? I'm starving!"
 

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Rational
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"Hello ma'am. I'm here on behalf of Freedom for your annual Communist Inspection. Have you noticed any red stars and sickles around your house recently?"
 

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Rational
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"Good evening ma'am. Just checking to make sure you voted. I am certified to punch your ballot with my beak."
 

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Rational
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"Hello ma'am. Just checking up to see if you have the required 2nd Amendment tools. You never know when you might need them. Democrats never rest, you know..."
 

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"after a tired stressful day of work I came home and someone flipped me the bird"
 

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As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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"Word has it you voted for Hillary. Seems like we need to have a little chat."
 

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I see you just had your car waxed.
Would you care to donate some choice snacks to the "please don't poop on my car" fund?
 
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