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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 8, 2004.
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Quick grab the front bumper.
Boss, she said she was on a diet.... I swear!
Ya, but it's only 8" while flaccid!
"What did you say this crane was rated to lift?"
"I think those air shocks need adjustment."
How was I to know where the release lever is?
Dude, it's your turn to tell the boss.
There ain't no way that truck could stand on end like that.;g
Hey Mr Kenivel, the Grand Canyon's the other way!
Dude, these Latino guys from East L.A. wanted to put some air bags on this thing to see if they could get it to hop, but I thought they were just kidding!
Anyone seen Arnold!?;f
It's a truck crane, dude. Many feet of hydraulic boom are off to the right of the shot. Notice the outriggers on each side, behind the cab.
"Normal" cranes have the ability to release the brake on the cable drum, and just let the load free-fall. I've not operatoed a hydraulic crane of this size, so I can't tell you if they do or don't. The boom trucks I have operated had no way of 'dropping' the load.
Viagra in the gas tank?
"See, I told you it was a good thing to install those wheelie bars."
Rosie ODonell tailgating?
Jim Bob, you was supposed to put the winch on the OTHER side!
Get me a ladder - I'm gonna change the oil.
Bo and Luke who?..........