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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by NeoG19, Jul 7, 2004.
Ok, now cough.
I just met a guy named Maria...
You got a purdy mouth, boy.
I just shoved a trumpet in your a**. Aren't intsruments fun?
Why, yes.....we ARE in favor of Gay Marriage!
How about a litle tounge boss?
Don't you just 'spose Hillary is having a sh*t hemorrhage right now?
you thank are wifes know about us yet.
does my butt look big in this suit
"Gimme a big ole kiss John Boy"
If VP doesn't work out....you could be my intern!
No, I don't wanna see your purple heart scar right now in front of all these people. Let's wait till after the convention.;Q
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
"Five bucks, same as in town"
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And suddenly "This Magic Moment" starts playing.
how about "Dumb and Bummer"
(as john boy grabs kerry betwen the legs)
"My god, not only do you have a face like a horse......."
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You're not only younger than Hillary, but prettier too, and I hope only half as ambitious.