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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Jun 2, 2003.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Ghosty Free American

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    "Come on baby, there's no need to play "hard-to-get" simply because of the crowd".
     

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    I told you not to shave with mace.
     
  4. Cola di Rienza

    Cola di Rienza Vordhosbn

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    "Darla, I'm afraid that there is nothing we can medically do for you. You are going to die in the next 30-45 minutes. I'm sorry. The good news is that I just saved on my insurance by switching to Geico!"
     
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    I don't care if that rattle snake bit you there, we'll have to find a vacume.... "Hey is there a Kirby in the house"

    Ah sorry no vacume in the house..... you're ah out of luck this time.
     
  6. Chop

    Chop

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    can ya feel me now
     
  7. Randy Dandy

    Randy Dandy

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    This will make you forget about that sprained ankle!
     
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    "...a little to the left...FEEL THAT!"
     
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    "Can you feel me now? Good! Can you feel me now? Good!"
     
  10. Matthew E.

    Matthew E. Senior Member

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    "Pouring cold water over the area numbs it."
     
  11. vafish

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    "Looks like a new Technique for pulling the groin muscle!"

    or how about:

    "Yeah I know we've had some cutbacks in the HMO, Now turn your head and cough"

    Or

    "No I wanted to know were the TENNIS BALL's are"

    Or

    "So this is what they mean by a Love match in Tennis"
     
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    "When I told you to show me where it hurts, I didn't mean I was going to do anything about it."
     
  13. bfh1229

    bfh1229 Huh?

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    Now turn your head and cough.
     
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    pdxbubba

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    I'll let go when you promise to play nice.
     
  15. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    "See? You don't get circumcised on the way to a major tennis tournament, idiot!"
     
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    vafish

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    Don't get a vasectomy on your way there either.
     
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    TriMode Cranky Member

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    Don't worry buddy, I'll get that splinter out for ya!
     
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    knuckle dragger NSAWC

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    Hey pal dont get all down and out.erectile disfunction can happen to anyone.. just ask Bob Dole
     
  19. moorespeedr

    moorespeedr

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    You put Icey Hot where?
     
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    "Here, let me help you get up."