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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Smashy, Jan 3, 2010.

  1. Smashy

    Smashy

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    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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    You might be a redneck if.............


    All that is missing is some NASCAR gear, some cheap beer, a shotgun and a barefoot pregnant girl with bad teeth. :)
     

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    GlockOpsFool NRA Member

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    When Hank's self propelled mower broke down, he called Coy's tow service for a push home.
     
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    Glockerel Got Mojo?

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    Billy Joe Jim-Bob was such a ***** to his blind brother Cletus, that he even made him cut the lawn.
     
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    pure lazy
     
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    john58 BHO is a LIAR!

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    Tommy's hood ornament looks a lot like his little brother pushing his lawnmower.
     
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    The grass is cut but it cost us 19.00 in gas instead of 2.00?
     
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    Redneck Bromance.
     
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    Pecos Bill 1911 Yippi-kai-yah!

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    Just think of how much faster we could cut this damn grass if you were to install NOS on that thing! :rofl:

    Best Wishes! Pecos Bill out. :supergrin:
     
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    i thought all rednecks had modded lawmower tractors, what gives...
     
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    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    why didn't I think of that?
     
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    The boys found the ATV worked a lot better than Mama's Buick.