Caption Kerry Preaching

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  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    on one hand, i support the separation of church and state...

    on the other hand, i preach at a liberal church during my campaign...
     
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    Today I had the perfect response the next time the press toadies bait an administration official about Bush's ANG service vis Kerry's USN service.

    Here is what should be said:

    "We know that Senator Kerry served in Viet Nam. This election is not about Viet Nam. Senator Kerry is not running for president of Viet Nam, is he? Why does Senator Kerry have such a pro-Viet Nam legislative record. What's in the Kerry candidacy for Viet Nam, and why does Kim Jong Il's North Korea have such a friendly attitude to John Kerry?"
     
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