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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Apr 7, 2004.
"Future is so bright that I need to wear sunglasses" sunglasses = $200
Running Shoes Needed To Keep Up With The Lies of Dims, Clark and Clinton = $90
Exercise Outfit so I don't get my good clothes dirty cleaning up the pig stie known as the 9/11 Committee = $30
The Arse Whooping That I'm Going To Give The Dims and Clark on Thursday = PRICELESS.
GO GET THEM CONDI!!!!!! Show No Mercy
And in case Ted Kennedy shows up, I have a G45 under my jacket.;f
What's a G45, some kind of PFD?;z
Beats the hell outta me. I just made that up.;z ;z
If we're talking Ted Kennedy, it's got to be a brand of cheap whiskey.
"Talk to the hand !"
Sen. Bob Kerrey:"Ouch! Don't hit me anymore!"
Dr. Condi Rice: "Any more stupid questions, suckers?"
*Trying to step on a liberal*
Get back here you little ****!
Wow, she has some really nice gams. I wish mine looked like that.
(***For those of you who don't watch the E channel, "gams" are legs.)