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Captain Judy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by doubletap1, Oct 30, 2002.

  1. doubletap1

    doubletap1

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    As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the

    passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she

    said "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith

    Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

    Marvin sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right,

    the captain is a woman? I think I better have a whiskey and water." When

    the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand

    you right, the captain is a woman?"

    "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact the entire crew is female."

    "My God," said Marvin, "I'd better have two whiskeys and water. I don't

    know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

    "That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the

    cockpit. Now it's the box office."
     
  2. Steve Koski

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