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Cannibals and Politicians

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 27, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

    Broiled Missionary: $25.00
    Fried Explorer: $35.00
    Baked Politician: $100.00.

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked , "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

    The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"
     
  2. vafish

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    Not to mention that once you drain all the $*** out of them there ain't much left.