Cannibal

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  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

    + Tourist: $5

    + Broiled Missionary: $10.00

    + Fried Explorer: $15.00

    + Baked or Grilled Politician: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?'

    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."