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Cannibal

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 2, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A cannibal went to the tribe's witch doctor. "Doc, I've been feeling lousy lately."

    "Hmmm," replied the witch doctor. "Let's review your diet. Are you eating man or animal?"

    "Man, doc. We're eating those Catholic missionaries we caught last week."

    "OK, tell me how you cook them."

    "Same way as always, doc. We boil them up in the big pot."

    "Hmmmm," pondered the witch doctor. "Tell me more about these Catholic missionaries."

    "Well, funny thing, doc. They all look alike! They're short, fat, wear long robes, sandals, rope for belts, and are bald with a fringe of hair."

    "Well, that's your problem right there," responded the witch doctor. "Those guys aren't boilers! . . . They're friars!"