Cannibal Menu

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ranger.357, Sep 1, 2007.

  1. Ranger.357

    Ranger.357

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    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

    Broiled Missionary: $10.00
    Fried Explorer: $15.00
    Grilled Republican: $100.00
    Baked Democrat: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'

    The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
    They're so full of S*** it takes all day to prepare....
     
  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Did you know cannibals won't eat clowns?

    They taste funny......... :animlol:
     

  3. takurpic

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    Two canibals are chowing down on some poor fellow. One started at the head and the other started at the feet.

    About midway through their meal they meet. The first canibal asks the other how he's doing. The second canibal replies, "I"m having a ball"!

    :shocked: :laughabove: