Cancel my Policy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 20, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Doug's barn burned down and his wife, Tammy, called the insurance company. Tammy spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."

    The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured and then we'll provide you with another barn, just like the original one."

    There was a long pause, and then Tammy replied, "If that's how it works, I want to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband.