http://www.usnewsdot.com/biathlon-rifle-winter-olympics.html Winter Olympics Biathlon Rifle : VANCOUVER, B.C. (FNN) Canadians were shocked today to find out that athletes in the biathlon event of the Winter Olympics procure, possess and discharge firearms as part of their sport. This is absolutely intolerable, said Emily Carleton, CEO of Gun Control Canada, Inc., a 29 million member organization whose name is sometimes simply abbreviated as Canada. Of course, I shouldnt be surprised. This is what happens when you share a common border of thousands of kilometres with that root-goot country to the south of the 49th parallel which is soo guilty of racism, xenophobia and neo-colonialism, eh? Theyre not even trying to conquer us, yet theyre succeeding in smuggling guns from south to north anyway and bastardising the biathlon.