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Canadian Blonde

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Nov 5, 2003.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Norman and his blonde wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while
    listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to
    have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the
    even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
    Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
    A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
    "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your
    car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get
    through."
    Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
    The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
    says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must
    park..........." then the electric power goes out.
    Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
    says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I
    need to park on so the snowplow can get through?"
    With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are
    married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in
    the garage this time?"