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Can you smell it

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 7, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A young girl (18ish) walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks
    around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini's, Jags, etc., and says
    to the salesman "can I have the red one?" -- a top of the range

    "I'll pay cash!" and starts taking handfuls of tenners out of a
    carrier bag until she gets to the right price.

    The deal is finalized very quickly and the girl drives it away.

    She is back 2 days later -- "I want my money smells
    awfully bad when I use the brakes" she states emphatically.

    Not wanting to lose the sale (having taken cash and fiddled the
    books) the manager decides to ride in the car with her 'in case
    she is not driving it properly'

    He gets in and she roars out of the dealership, drops it into
    second gear at 55 mph, floors the pedal again and slips into 3rd
    at 80mph does a handbrake turn into a country lane and then
    really starts to accelerate.

    120mph into 4th gear; 5th at 145mph. The engine is screaming,
    trying to leap out of the bonnet when it reaches 170mph. The
    scenery is a green blur the G-force has him pinned in the seat.
    In the distance, to his relief, the barriers of a level crossing
    are beginning to come down and she will have to slow down (he
    thinks)! Instead the pitch of the engine increases.

    100yards from the crossing she slams on the brakes and the car
    stops inches from the barrier.

    "can you smell it?" she says.