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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ender, Sep 24, 2002.

  1. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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    little johnny and his old, grizzled grandfather are fishing. grandpa opens up a beer. little johnny says, "can i have one?"

    his grandfather replies, "can your ***** touch your butt?"

    little johnny thinks about it and replies, "no."

    his grandfather replies, "then you aren't old enough and so the answer is no."

    some time passes, and the grandpa pulls out a cigar and lights it.

    little johnny: "can i have one?"

    grandpa: "can your ***** touch your butt?"

    little johnny: "no."

    grandpa: "then you aren't old enough...no!"

    some more time passes, and little johnny pulls out a bag and starts eating cookies from it.

    grandpa: "can i have one?"

    little johnny: "can your ***** touch your butt?"

    grandpa: "yep."

    little johnny: "then go **** yourself, grandma made these cookies for me!"
     
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    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Jeez! Little Johnny has a potty mouth.....;G I like it!!!!!