Camel

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 3, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to
    top up a camel with water.
    "That way," he said, "You get an extra day out of them between drinks."
    As the camel bent down to drink, the bloke picked up two bricks and bashed
    them over the camel's balls.
    The camel sucked in its breath and took on three days' extra water.
    "Doesn't that hurt?" asked a tourist.
    "Nah," replied the bloke. "Only if you get your fingers caught!"
     
  2. Road Dog

    Road Dog Senior Member Millennium Member

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    Now I would have thought that was only for making the Camel run faster!