Calmness in Our Lives

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Sep 2, 2007.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we
    could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple
    advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.


    Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
    the things you have started and have never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
    hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off
    a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
    Irish Cream, a bottle of Kalhula, a package of Oreos, the remainder
    of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some
    Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

    Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of
    inner peace.
     
  2. whogasak47

    whogasak47 JPFO-GOA

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    Jeees what to do first? Or at the same time. I have 10 Miller High Lifes out of 12 from yesterday and 3.5 gallons of gasoline out of 5 in my motorcycle tank.

    I never knew I was under so much pressure to become a more complete human being. I feel I will use the Psycopath way ,go riding this afternoon and maybe have a couple of cold ones when I park.

    Good Luck and Ride Safe:thumbsup:

    Phil ,how did this baffoon ever escape from the asylum?
     

  3. Ballyhoo

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    I just checked and I have an unfinished half gallon of Breyer's and a half-watched Matthew McCaughnahey(sp?--who cares)movie. That combination should give me inner peace :cheerleader: :popcorn:
     
  4. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Great thread!!

    I found a partial 6 pack Sam Adams in my fridge that I have decided to finish for Labor day!!!!

    :cheers: