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Call in sick

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 22, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in
    and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."

    He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in
    and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."

    The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, "He's
    great. He does the work of two men. We need him."

    So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have
    a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd
    hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with?
    Drugs? Alcohol?"

    The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law
    drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday
    morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on
    my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing
    you know, I'm having sex with her."

    The boss says, "You screw your sister?"

    The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."
     
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    Grog Millennium Member

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    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    7.62mmFMJ Always Forward

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  6. daveygunn

    daveygunn Slippery Rock Arms Silver Member

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    Hoingshiba willhunt4food

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    what does ibtl mean? I never figured it out...
     
  8. joegerardi

    joegerardi Lifetime Member Millennium Member

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    In
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    Lock

    And this one has nothing in it to get locked.

    ..Joe
     
  9. Hoingshiba

    Hoingshiba willhunt4food

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    that was my guess, but it just doesnt make sense half the time people use it. thanks!
     
  10. daveygunn

    daveygunn Slippery Rock Arms Silver Member

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    i just like acronyms

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