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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Cafiveoh, Jun 18, 2003.

  1. Cafiveoh

    Cafiveoh

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    Why, you comin' over?
    For all of us suffering here, or for those of you who aren't sure what it's like here...Here is what happened.



    Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
    Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He
    inquired of God. "Where have you been?"

    God signed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
    through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
    call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

    "Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused.

    God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,
    northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth
    while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a
    continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,"
    God continued pointing to different countries.

    "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and
    covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and
    said, "What's that one?"

    "Ah," said God. "That's California, the most glorious place on earth.
    There are beautiful beaches, deserts, streams, hills, and forests. The
    people from California are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and
    humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be
    extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known
    throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
    balance, God? You said there would be balance!!!"





    God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in Sacramento
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Ah Sacrament. The great capitol of California.