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California Tree Hugger

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Apr 8, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    While walking through the Northern California woods a man came up to
    another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing
    this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?

    "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

    "You gotta be kiddin' me."

    "No, would you like to give it a try?"

    Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."

    So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against
    it. With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
    wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

    Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
    handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to
    you?"

    He told the guy the whole story about how he got there. When he finished
    telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked
    around behind him, kissed him behind the ear and said, "This just isn't
    gonna be your day..."
     
  2. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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  3. Trebuchet

    Trebuchet Sláinte !

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    Only in California...