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Cajun Plane Crash

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Mar 3, 2005.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Late Breaking News from Associated Press:

    Houma Louisiana USA


    Subject: Air Accident

    Louisiana's worst air disaster occurred earlier today when a Cessna
    152, a small two-seater plane, crashed into a Houma Cemetery here early
    this morning.
    Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, working as search and rescue workers, have
    recovered 826 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as digging
    continues into the night.
     
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  3. rhans405

    rhans405 In God I Trust CLM

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    Now just a minute, is that a racist Cajun joke???

    It seems Boudreaux was the star high school quarterback at Terrebone High but wasn't doing too well in math. The math teacher was going to flunk him and his football season would be over. Frantic, the coach went to talk with the math teacher with Boudreaux in tow. He asks the teacher, "Is there anything we can do to pass your course?" The teacher says, "Tell you what, if Boudreaux can answer this oral math question, I'll pass him." The teacher looks at Boudreaux who is nodding yes. "Ok, then."

    "What is 9 times 6?"

    Boudreaux thinks a while. Coach starts getting real nervous. "Is it 54?"

    Coach blurts out, "Pass him anyway!!!"