caddy jokes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    >Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    >Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    >Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    >Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    >Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    >Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    >Caddy: "Eventually."

    >Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    >Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    >Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
    >Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    >Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    >Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    >Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    >Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    >Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    >Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    >Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    >Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."