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Caddy-Golder Dialogues

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Aug 1, 2004.

  1. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops WTF?!?!?

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    Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."
    Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."

    Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."

    Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!
    Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."

    Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."

    Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!"
    Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a compass!"

    Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"

    Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."
    Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."
    Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir."

    Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    Golfer (screaming): "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!"
    Caddy: "I doubt it. That would be too much of a coincidence!"
     
  2. fabricator

    fabricator Got Biodiesel?

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    Who the heck leaked my golf diary!!!:(
     

  3. woxo

    woxo

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    Golfer: Did you see where my ball went?

    Caddy: No but I heard it go from tree to tree.