A man was sent on some errands by his wife among which one was to buy her a bra. The saleslady in the lingerie department asked him what size. He had no idea. so she asked, are they as big as a canteloupe, he said "Oh Hell no!" "A grapefruit?" "No." "An orange?" "No." An egg?" The man thought for a moment and replied, "Yes, FRIED."