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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at
    a pretty young thing in her short, pink mini-dress.
    Using the time honored ice breaker, he sends her
    a drink.

    "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to
    come sit next to him. They strike up a wonderful
    conversation.

    Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look,
    you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to
    tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two
    hundred dollars for what you think you'll ply
    out of me with liquor."

    He replies, "I have no problem with the money but,
    since you were so straightforward I must tell you
    that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick,
    punch, pull hair, break furniture, and just plain
    destroy the place."

    "Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.

    "Just until I get my two hundred bucks back," he
    replied.