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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 25, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man left for a business trip. As he had long suspected his wife in being
    unfaithful to him, he placed under their conjugal bed a jar with cream and
    hung a spoon above the jar. If one person rested on the bed, the spoon would not
    touch the cream, but with two bodies in bed, the spoon would be marked with
    cream. Having checked the device and confident that it worked reliably, the man
    left for his trip. In a week he came home, and his wife joyfully kissed and
    embraced him. "Just wait," the man thought. "I'll now find out how you
    behaved."
    He fetched the jar from under the bed and found the jar was full of
    butter.
     
  2. Jazz5

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