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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by havensal, May 18, 2006.

  1. havensal

    havensal Senior Nozzle Jockey CLM

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    Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings
    bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is
    pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local
    strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey,
    Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to
    this club before.
    Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."


    When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd
    like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming
    increasingly
    uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you
    drink Budweiser?"


    She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share
    lanes with them."


    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
    arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi
    Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"


    Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
    out of the club.
    Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.


    Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries
    desperately to explain how the stripper must have
    mistaken him for
    someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She
    is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4
    letter word in the
    book.


    The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you
    picked up a real ***** this time."