Busted Because He Gave the Cops the Finger!

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  1. Bullwinkle J Moose

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    https://www.wspa.com/news/severed-finger-leads-to-arrest-in-log-splitter-theft-in-tennessee/
    Severed finger leads to arrest in log splitter theft in Tennessee
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    by: Gregory Raucoules and Nexstar Media Wire

    Posted: Oct 23, 2020 / 08:33 AM EDT / Updated: Oct 23, 2020 / 08:33 AM EDT

    MARLOW, Tenn. (WATE) — A severed finger pointed deputies to a suspect Thursday during an investigation into a recent theft in Tennessee.

    The Anderson County Sheriff’s Office responded to a report of a stolen log splitter at a property where the severed finger was found along with a cell phone, tools and other items.

    Detectives found that Hugh Seeber had been dropped off at Methodist Medical Center with a missing finger. The 50-year-old was then transported to the University of Tennessee Medical Center in Knoxville for treatment.
     
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    Stupid should hurt.

    This guy is hurting.
     
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    Do You think this fixed his stupid?
     
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    No. You can educate the ignorant, but you can't fix the stupid.
     
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    Pun intended.
     
  7. Gray Dood

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    Actually, the title should have said that he fingered himself.

    :)
     
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    Oh hell no, he's stupid for life.
     
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    Mighty nice of him to be so accommodating and making it easy for the police to arrest him, a Thief!
     
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    Some people just don't know anything about machinery.
     
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    Sometimes cops deserve the finger. Or other body parts. Heads would be good. It would solve some problems with repeat offenders.
     
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    I was once handed a bag containing eight fingers and two thumbs. I promptly accidentally dropped them. I still remember the detective’s face after the bag of digits hit the floor.

    :animlol:
     
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    He must have admitted it was his...Should have plead the 5th.
     
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    That's not my finger.
     
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    Going to plan B to pick his nose..
     
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    We actually solved a Copper Wire Theft like that, found a severed finger in a glove at the scene of one. Technical Investigations was able to roll a print off the finger and then connected it to the perp via Local Arrest Records. Stopped the wire theft in the Wind Farms for quite a while, Mojave in the 80’s :flag:
     
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