Business mergers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 5, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -

    Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

    Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become -


    3M and Goodyear merge to become -


    John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become -

    Deere Abi.

    Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become -

    Zip Audi Do Da.

    Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become -

    Honey I'm Home.

    Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become -

    Mine All Mine.

    Federal Express and UPS merge to become -

    FED UP.

    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

    Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become - Fairwell Honeychild.

    3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become

    3 Penney Opera.

    Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become

    - Knott NOW!