bus stop

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jul 15, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf


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    Oct 3, 2002
    In a busy city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was
    waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather
    miniskirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket.

    As the bus rolled up and it was her turn to get on the bus, she
    became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
    come up to the height of the bus' first step.

    So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus, only to discover she still could not make the step. A little more embarrassed, sheonce again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step -- and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. With a coy little smile to the driver, she again
    unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable
    to make the step. About this time the big Texan who was behind her in the
    picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the
    step of the bus.

    Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero,
    screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even
    know who you are!" At this the Texan drawled, " Well ma'am, normally I
    would agree
    with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
    figured that we was friends."