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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
    looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
    sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus
    is watching you."
    ~
    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
    ~
    When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promis! ed
    himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on
    and began searching for more valuables.
    ~
    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
    as a bell he heard,
    "Jesus is watching you."
    ~
    Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the
    source of the voice.
    ~
    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on
    a parrot.
    ~
    "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
    ~
    "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
    you."
    ~
    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
    ~
    "Moses," replied the bird.
    ~
    "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
    Moses?"
    ~
    "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus