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  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
    looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
    sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus
    is watching you."
    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
    When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promis! ed
    himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on
    and began searching for more valuables.
    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
    as a bell he heard,
    "Jesus is watching you."
    Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the
    source of the voice.
    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on
    a parrot.
    "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
    "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
    "Moses," replied the bird.
    "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
    "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus