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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 4, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    There was this young boy. As he was leaving to go to church, his mother gave
    him a dollar for the collection plate. On the way, he passed a hamburger stand,
    and bought a hamburger with the offering money. He ate half, and decided to save
    the other half for after church. He put the other half in his pocket.
    During church, the preacher was preaching, "The Lord is everywhere...He's in
    the heavens, He's in the air, He's on the earth, He's in your house...The Lord
    is everywhere!"
    The boy jumps up, says, "Preacher, can I ask a question?" "Sure",says the
    preacher. "Do you mean the Lord is everywhere?" "Yep, He's everywhere".
    The boy reaches down, opens his pocket and says,"Lord, if You're in there,
    please don't eat my hamburger!"
     
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