Bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 13, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Bumper Stickers

    1. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

    2. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

    3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

    4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

    5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

    6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    7. You! Off my planet!

    8. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.

    9. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

    10. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

    11. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

    12. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

    13. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

    14. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

    15. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

    16. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

    17. Adults are just kids who owe money.

    18. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.

    19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

    20. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    21. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

    22. You look like ****. Is that the style now?

    23. Earth is full. Go home.

    24. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

    25. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

    26. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

    27. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

    28. You're so fat, the last time you went on a bus, the ticket read ''Please allow up to 28 days for delivery''

    29. I've seen better looking butts in an ash tray.

    30. You know you're a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!
     
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    Sparticus Millennium Member

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    I like animals, they taste great.
     

  3. jimmy da wuss

    jimmy da wuss Meatless Member

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    I'm sorry, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma.

    My kid can beat up your honor roll student.

    I may be slow, but I'm still in front of you.
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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  5. Pitt

    Pitt Gangstalicious

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    I hate tattoos. They make the meat taste funny.
     
  6. DTQ

    DTQ c8h10n4o2 me

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    Re-unite Gondwanaland; Everybody get out and push!