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Building a house

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 18, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    These two guys are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away.

    He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those nails are for the other side of the house!"
     
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    Those two same guys were out fishing one day.
    While trolling and rowing around, they happened
    upon a great spot just full of large fish.
    "WOW", said the first guy, "We should mark this spot
    so we can fish here next time!"
    The other guy leans over the side of the boat and marks a large "X"
    in chaulk on the side of the boat. "THERE YA' GO" , he exclaimed,
    "We've got the spot marked".

    The first guy rolls his eyes and tells his friend in a sarcastic tone,
    "How do you know we'll get the same boat, next time?"
     

  3. okie

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    Good one Pizzaguy:cool: