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Buford walked into a doctor's office

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, May 10, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he
    had.
    Buford said, "Shingles."
    So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to
    have a seat.
    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked Buford what he had.
    Buford said, "Shingles."
    So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told
    Buford to wait in the examining room.
    A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had.
    Buford said, "Shingles."
    So she gave Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
    electrocardiogram, gave him a small vial and told Buford to leave a urine
    specimen, and then take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
    An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford, standing naked, what he
    had.
    Buford said, "Shingles."
    The doctor said, Where?"
    Buford said, "Outside in the truck.
    Where do you want them?"