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bubba the dragon slayer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 18, 2004.

  1. okie

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    BUBBA the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing

    > > obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's

    >voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this

    > > > would be death. One day he revealed his secret

    > > desire to his colleague,

    > > > Horatio, the Physician, who was the King's chief

    > > doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he

    >could arrange for BUBBA the Dragon Slayer to

    > > > satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000

    > > gold coins to arrange it.

    > > > Without pause, BUBBA the Dragon Slayer readily

    > > agreed to the scheme.!

    > > > The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch

    > > of itching powder and poured a little bit into the

    >Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon

    > > after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew

    > > intense. Upon being summoned to

    > > > the Royal Chambers to address this incident,

    > > Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen

    >that only a special saliva, if applied for

    > > > four hours, would cure this type of itch, and

    > > that tests had shown that only the saliva of BUBBA

    >the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to

    > > > cure the itch.

    > > > The King quickly summoned BUBBA the Dragon Slayer.

    > > > Horatio the Physician then slipped BUBBA the

    > > Dragon Slayer the antidote

    > > > for the itching powder, which he quickly put into

    > > his mouth, and for the next four hours, BUBBA

    >worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and

    > > > magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was

    > > eventually relieved, and BUBBA the Dragon Slayer

    >left satisfied and touted as a hero.

    > > > Upon returning to his chamber, BUBBA the Dragon

    > > Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his

    >payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession

    > > > now satisfied, BUBBA the Dragon Slayer couldn't

    > > have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the

    >Physician could never report this matter to the

    > > > King, shooed him away with no payment made.

    > > > The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a

    > > massive dose of the same itching powder into the

    >King's shorts. The King immediately summoned

    > > BUBBA the Dragon Slayer...

    > > > MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.