"Bubba Jokes"

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  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Bubba Jokes"


    Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction
    center, and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of
    advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI
    insurance to which they were entitled.

    Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began
    noticing that Bubba was getting a 99% sign up for the top GI insurance.

    This was odd, because it would cost these poor inductees nearly
    $30. 00 per month more for their higher coverage than what the
    government was already granting.

    The Captain decided that he would not ask Bubba Joe about his
    selling techniques but that he would sit in the back of the room and
    observe Bubba's sales pitch.

    Bubba Joe stood up before his latest group of inductees and
    stated, "If you have the normal GI insurance and go to Iraq and are
    killed, the government pays your beneficiary $6, 000. If you take out
    the supplemental GI insurance (which will cost you an additional $30. 00
    per month), the government pays your beneficiary $200,000. "

    "NOW, " Bubba concluded, "which bunch do you think they're gonna
    send into battle first? "

    Bubba's Family

    Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which
    caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she
    awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks
    the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a
    boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named

    The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"

    Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the
    girl's name?"

    "Denise," the doctor answers.

    The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I
    was wrong
    about my brother. I really like the name Denise."

    Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

    The doctor replies, "Denephew."