Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy Joe for advice. "It's those big, baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool," said Billy Joe. "They're years outa style. Yer best bet is to grab yerself a pair of spandex Speedos about two sizes too little, an' drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm tellin' ya, man, ya'll have all the babes ya want!" The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight spandex Speedos and his fist-sized potato.Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick. Devastated, Bubba went back to his buddy, Billy Joe, and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Lord-A'mighty, Bubba!" said Billy Joe, "the tater goes in the front!"