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Bubba and Billy Bob

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 11, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Bubba and Billy Bob are from a deep-South state visiting a relative in Georgia. Walking along Peachtree Street, they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."

    Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Alabama, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best Georgia drawl."

    They go in and Bubba says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ..."

    The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're not from ?round here, are y?all?"

    "Well...no," says a surprised Bubba. "How come you know that?"

    The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."