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Bruised & contused

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 29, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A guy goes over to his brother's house all bruised and his clothes torn.
    His brother says, "Man, where have you been?"

    "I just got back from burying my mother-in-law"

    "How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying your mother-in-law?"

    "She wouldn't lie still!!"