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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter
    and boomed, "howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown,
    spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas.
    Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th'
    top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I
    hate the Irish."

    Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she
    took his ticket and showed him onto the plane. He
    sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow
    next to him, "howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled
    B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot
    3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head
    to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

    The little fellow turned to him, "well now, how d'ye
    do. My name is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from
    Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6-inches tall, and I'm
    white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes,
    except for me rectum, which is brown. Spelled
    B-R-O-W-N."
     
  2. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    :laughabove: :rofl:

    Too funny. A 10 ring for this one !!!