Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 9, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one
    lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push
    over the outhouse. They crept up from an advantageous
    direction like a couple of commandos, pushed the outhouse
    over on one side and headed for the woods. They circled round
    and returned home an hour later from a completely different
    direction thus, trying to divert suspicion from themselves.
    Upon returning, their father approached them with switch in
    hand and bellowed, "Did you two push the outhouse over this
    The older boy replied, "As learned in school, I cannot tell a lie.
    Yes, Father, we pushed over the outhouse this afternoon."
    At this revalation, the farmer proceeded to flail the two boys
    severely and sent them to bed without supper.
    In the morning, the two boys meekly approached the brekfast
    table and took their seats. Everything was quiet until their
    father finally said, "Have you two learned your lesson?"
    "Sure, Dad!" said the big brother, "But, in school we learned
    that George Washington admitted to HIS father that he'd
    chopped down a cherry tree and he was forgiven because he
    told the truth."
    "Ah yes!' said the farmer, "BUT, George's DAD, wasn't in the
    cherry tree when he chopped it down!!!"