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Bronze Rat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 15, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's
    Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a
    detailed bronze sculpture of a rat.
    The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks
    the shop owner the price. "Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," says the
    shop owner, "and an extra thousand dollars more for the story behind
    it."
    "You can keep the story, old man," he replies, "but, I'll take the rat."
    The transaction complete, the tourist leaves the store with the bronze
    rat under his arm. As he crosses the street in front of the store, two
    live rats emerge from a sewer drain and fall into step behind him.
    Nervously looking over his shoulder, he begins to walk faster, but every
    time he passes another sewer drain, more rats come out and follow him.
    By the time he's walked two blocks, at least a hundred rats are at his
    heels, and people begin to point and shout. He walks even faster, and
    soon breaks into a trot as multitudes of rats swarm from sewers,
    basements, vacant lots, and abandoned cars....following him. Rats by the
    thousands are at his heels, and as he sees the waterfront at the bottom
    of the hill, he panics and starts to run full tilt. No matter how fast
    he runs, the rats keep up, squealing hideously now not just thousands
    but millions, so that by the time he comes racing to the water's edge a
    trail of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him. Making a mighty
    leap, he jumps up onto a light post, grasping it with with one arm,
    while he hurls the bronze rat into San Francisco Bay with the other, as
    far as he can throw it.
    Pulling his legs up and clinging to the light post, he watches in
    amazement as the seething tide of rats surges over the breakwater into
    the sea, where they drown.
    Shaken and mumbling, he makes his way back to the antique shop. "Ah sir,
    you've come back for the rest of the story," says the owner. "No," says
    the tourist, - "I was just hoping you had a bronze sculpture of a
    lawyer!"
     
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