Broken Hearted

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Apr 24, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly
    > despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
    > She decided that she would just kill herself and
    > join him in death.
    > Thinking that it would be best to get it over with
    > quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and
    > made the decision to shoot herself in the heart
    > since it was already so badly broken in the first place.
    > Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
    > vegetable and burden to someone, she called her
    > doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the
    > heart would be.
    > "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would
    > be just below your left breast."
    > Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the
    > hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. "
     
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