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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. okie

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    Fay Chester was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, The only relief she got from her chores was the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with a dozen other women. The only flaw in the bridge club relationship was that Fay loved to tell off-color stories and the girls didn't want to hear them. To teach Fay a lesson, the other women decided that the next time she told an off-color story, they'd just get up, walk out, meet at another home but without Fay. Sure enough, at the next meeting, Fay started, "You know, girls, there's a rumor going around that a bus load of prostitutes will be leaving in the morning for that big gold find up in Alaska, and they say...."
    Just then, the women all stood up and started for the door. Fay was disconcerted but only for a moment, then she understood what was going on and said, "Hey! Girls! Hold on, hold on! The bus doesn't leave until morning."