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Bribe

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 16, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,
    feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of
    hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied.

    "The judge'll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We're dead!"

    "I don't think so," his attorney told him. "I sent it in the
    other lawyer's name!"