Breeding Bulls

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by doubletap1, Nov 15, 2002.

  1. doubletap1

    doubletap1

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    A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of
    the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.
    They come up to the first pen and
    there is a sign that says, This Bull mated 50 times last year."

    The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, "He
    mated 50 times last year."

    They walked a little further and see another pen
    with a sign that says," This Bull mated 120 times last year."

    The wife hits her husband and says "That's more than
    twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
    They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a
    sign saying "This Bull mated 365 times last year."
    The wife gets really excited and says "That's once a
    day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

    The husband looks at her and says .... "Go up and
    ask him if it was with the same cow." ;N