Two little boys,age 5 and 7 were getting ready to come down to breakfast and the older one says "I think we old enough to start swearing." the other says "OK" so the older one says "I am gonna say HELL and DAMN,and you say ASS." the other says"OK" so they come down to the kitchen where the mother says "Good morning gentlemen,what will it be for breakfast this morning." the older boy says "Well HELL,I think I'll have some of them DAMN cheerios." and he picks his self up off the floor and runs back upstairs screaming and crying,,then the mother says "And now mister,what will you have." to which the little guy says"You can bet your ASS it ain't gonna be cheerios."